Rick and Michelle Go To Costco

And we went on a weekend, no less. I try to avoid Costco on the weekends because those soccer moms lacking the abilities the properly drive those enormous vehicles are just enough to push me toward hurling myself off the golden gate. Not to mention the hoards of people lining up to sample ANYTHING even if it were dipped in bleach and rolled in laundry detergent. It's free damn it, so it must be good. See, Costco on the weekend= one bad idea.

However, we went. I was out of things that I like to buy in quantities that prepare me for the apocolypse. I'm kind of glad I did go because I got to witness this brilliant conversation between two of our countries future leaders.

Dude #1: Dude, that orange chicken is hella good.
Dude #2: Yeah, I just grabbed 5 samples.
Dude #1: Look, here it is in the freezer.
Dude #2: Oh, they acutally sell it here?
Dude #1: DUDE! What if we bought the box and asked the sample lady to cook the entire thing in her microwave. Then we could eat the whole box while we shop.
Dude #2: [rendered speechless at such brilliance]
Dude #1: [rendered speechless at his own brilliance]
Dude #2: Good idea, bro. You'd think they'd have a snack bar here or something.